Ideas for seed phrase storage

Was looking to see some ideas you all had regarding the storage of your seed phrases. It seems like a huge risk to just have the full list of phrases sitting around the house in some random envelope. Maybe a volcano eruption or tornado destroys your home, in this case that envelope is destroyed. Maybe some random burglar by chance breaks into your home and you keep your phrases in an envelope with your jewelry, so he takes off with it.

I've also seen some other ideas where people come up with these intricate plans to hide their seed phrases, but the problem is they make it so complicated that they likely messed up somewhere along the way or lost access and now those funds are gone forever.